Okay, March is around the corner, which means things are starting to get a little tense. Here’s a few accounting puns to provide a little relief (no pun intended):
- Don’t hate, depreciate.
- It’s an accrual world.
- Accountants work their assets off.
- Accountants are great at relationships — they always know how to carry one.
- Auditors are just accountants with trust issues.
- I’m not lazy, I’m just on deferred action.
- I tried to come up with a tax pun … but I didn’t want to push my levy.
- Why did the accountant break up? There was too much ledger drama.
- My accountant has a great sense of humor — his jokes always have a net positive effect.
- Some people find accounting boring. I find it very taxing.
- I’m outstanding in my field — my boss put me on accounts receivable.
- Never trust an accountant who’s always losing their balance.
- Accountants know the most romantic way to propose is with an engagement letter.
- Why are accountants so calm? Because nothing phases them — only phases in and phases out.
- Why do accountants make good lovers? They’re great at going over the figures.
- Accountants are audit and a bag of chips.
Do you have some other puns to share? Send them to us at: Editor@spidell.com.
