Tribune: Sum tax puns from our readers


A few weeks ago we asked our Tax Season Tribune readers to send in their favorite tax-related puns. Here are a few that we received.

For those of you who don’t think accountants can be humerus, I’ve got a bone to pick with you! — Zach

Old accountants never die. They just loose their balance! — J.R.

When I send birthday greetings to an accountant, I always wish them “many happy returns.” — Danni